A Correspondence to the Mekigneer

To the Supposed High Tinker of Gnomergan, Sicco Thermaplug

     I address my correspondance to the supposed High Tinker of Gnomergan, Sicco Thermaplug.  I have been watching Gnomergan for some time.  While I am not a gnome myself, I have seen that the gnomes for some time do not have a home to call their own.  I may not know all of the details of their expulsion, but what I do know is this.  Because of your desire for power, "High Tinker" and possible jealousy towards Gelbin Mekkatorque, The gnomes of Gnomergan only have Ironforge now to call home.

     This is something that I will not be tolerating for much longer.  I cannot and will not tolerate mindless fighting for the right to rule while the gnomes of Gnomergan must find other living arrangements.  You and I have had brief correspondences but not enough for me to fully express my intentions.  I will make this simple for you, I believe that your mind and ideas are still useful but I still fully support Gelbin Mekkatorque and as long as I live my loyalty lies with him.  As per my Gnomitive, I will pledge to you the resources I have for the purpose of restoring and bettering Gnomergan for its future generations.  But, do not take my occasional light heartedness for absent mindedness.  Betray my trust, and I promise you on the honor of my Xanoic Brotherhood that I will pull my resources from aiding you and immediately give them to Gelbin to see that you are removed permanently from Gnomergan.  I detest fighting and would rather spend my time entertaining but if I am to see dream become actuality, I will not hesitate to enact this part of my plan.

     Now, to the heart of the matter.  The rebuilding of Gnomergan proper.  I have seen few ideas from your "campaign" to become the High Tinker, and that is unacceptable if you intend to lead this people.  You have made promises but I have seen no blueprints, no attempts to reclaim this industrious place other than proclaim everyone around you to be "Usurpers."  I on the other hand, have had a few agents and operatives inspect Gnomergan and begin initial preparations for my Gnomitive.

     My operatives have already found and delivered to me some interesting information and questions.

• There are at least fifteen vents around outer Gnomergan that are leaking out green infectious gasses.  This contamination must be cut off at first so that any remaining contamination can be eliminated at its mystery source.

• Pools of radiation have been identified around the Toxic Airfield and go as far south to Frostmane Hold.  Do these pools sink deep into the earth or are they simply knee deep?

• How many gnomes are still leprous?  Both externally and internally?  Consolidate any radiated blobs on the surface and attempt to reanimate them back to their original forms.
• How much of Gnomergan is still affected by your radiator bomb?  How much of Gnomergan would need to be cleaned up in general?  Is this source in the Hall of Gears?  The decontamination process can be built at a much larger scale.
• Gnomergan is highly understaffed and too many Sanitrons are lost decontaminating gnomes exiting Gnomergan.  Perhaps they can be combined with Sparklematic 5200s?
• Is it possible that the decontamination process that utilizes "Green Lighting, Water and Lighting" work on an already crazed gnome?
• If the contamination can be easily removed from a gnome, how hard or how easily could Gnomergan be cleaned by say the decontamination process?
• Any tunnels generated by incursions must be either retrofitted as working tunnels or be collapsed down and filled in.  There is a big weakness in a nearby wall near the entrance that needs to be dealt with.
• As per the advice of Sicco and one or two other gnomes, I propose that the Troggs be given a small territory just outside of Gnomergan.  Would it be possible to introduce Troggs properly into gnomish society?  Another question for another time.
• The main entrance of Gnomergan needs to fully excavated.
• General clean up of various junk piles will be necessary.
• Numerous Dark Iron Agents were found within Gnomergan, they will need to be ejected out.
• My operatives found numerous unused mechano tanks and unused planes that are fully operative.  These could be useful as mounts.
• Create suits that will help aid in the decontamination of gnomes even while they are not in Gnomergan, because I need to see whether Sicco can be cured of his sickness.
• Finally, I will call on both Sicco and the High Tinker to a peace summit so that these ideas can be fully fleshed out.  A temporary truce will be necessary.  While I am not fully educated on gnomish laws, I will ask that any sentencing on Sicco's behalf be temporarily put on hold.  I realize that this will be a tall glass of water to ask of the High Tinker, so I and my Brotherhood will personally vouch for Sicco.  Should he betray my Brotherhood, counter measures will be prepared so that this never happens again.  

     My agents have attempted to contact you personally, Sicco, but every time they have, you have deployed one of your contaminated replicas.  The betterment of Gnomergan cannot proceed unless you let your guard down temporarily.  I wish to personally see you rid of this contamination.

     Now, it is time for me to reveal another portion of my plan.  I was inspired by an Arcane Cleanser device that is used to clean up stink bombs during Hallows End.  What if this small device could be expanded to a bigger scale?  I have a mock up of my idea that you will see here.  Please see the enclosed images for my mock ups and scans of the outlying area.

     I like to call this The Decontaminator-Smellnicerizor.

     This is a device that will be able to fit over the current vents and change the gasses found in Gnomergan to something pure so the air will, at first, be cleaned to stem any further polluting of the outside air.  Then, eventually, once the decontamination is dealt with it can be used to emit nice smells out of it.  Motor oil, chocolate chip cookies etc.

     I will need mages versed in the Arcane arts to be the ones to fabricate these filters but then eventually this will be able to be taught to any mage.

     Once decontamination is dealt with and fully cleaned up, I imagine a few things can be built outside.  I imagine a theater for performing can be built, restaurants and a few other things.  I would like to see Gnomergan expanded out of the earth, to help brighten the place up. This place should not be all dark and dusty for much longer.  I am more concerned with the cleaning process first and then sprucing the place up can be Phase 2.

     There is much to take care of Sicco.  If you really care about the restoration of your home, you will take my advice seriously.  I will also be sending a correspondence to the High Tinker, because I want him to be aware of my Gnomitive.

     I am Dreyfus Xano, Head Entertainer and Lead Innovator of The Xanoic Brotherhood.